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life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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5 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 128,885 notes

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

6 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 139,250 notes

internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

6 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 182,476 notes

stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

9 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 85,229 notes
9 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 335,267 notes

here-booker-catch:

dragonswithmatches:

I said no fucking twizzlers, Billy!

give me my twizzlers, fuckboy

9 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 33,837 notes

sjaejones:

neuroticmarshmallow:

sexy inexplicable melancholy

I think the time is ripe to reblog this.

9 hours ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 86,197 notes

mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 77,489 notes
randomfandomteacher:

allonsyforever:

(xxx)

She was in chemistry class when she found out she had been awarded the prize.

randomfandomteacher:

allonsyforever:

(xxx)

She was in chemistry class when she found out she had been awarded the prize.

1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 134,651 notes
school: your tuition bill is-
me: oh darling, stars never pay
1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 42,218 notes
rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 285,280 notes

inuzuk:

dogs

1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 2,494 notes
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 46,433 notes
media: Ezra Miller first LGBT actor cast to play superhero in franchise blockbuster!!
bisexuals: um... Alan Cumming...? Nightcrawler?? anybody?
world: no he's bisexual
bisexuals: what. what the fuck do you think the B stands for??
1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 11,302 notes

spacetwinks:

turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass

1 day ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 4,887 notes